Groupleader signs (work in progress)

Signs you are becoming a group leader (or turning to the dark side, as we prefer)

1. When someone’s name is mentioned in a conversation, you sit back, stroke your imaginary beard and muse something like ‘but what has he really done?’

2. When someone around you does something wrong, your hand twitches and you feel the urge to: a) pull their heart out and hold it beating in front of their face (Indiana Jones) b) choke them using only the power of your mind (Star Wars).

This is part of an ongoing phenotypic analysis, feel free to add your observations